Children Hooker Halloween Costumes Are Scary
Seriously? Totally couldn’t believe I saw these Halloween costumes in the store. These 7+ costume models look like they want to say… hey, I’m a Halloween Hooker. As if National Hooker Day wasn’t bad enough… now children are a target? OK, kind of drastic.. but it sure makes a good post about kids costumes on Halloween.
Here are a few blurry in a hurry pics from my phone….
This one isn’t too bad even though it’s labeled as Child Born Bad which makes me think the “B” in born must have been a typo. This girl is saying “I can’t afford Ed Hardy so after Halloween I will wear this to school. Wait, what do you mean I can only look sexy today? Stop treating me like I’m four, I’m eight now.”
So sad… look at this little girls face.
“Hi, my parents made me wear this fishnet-midriff top-mini-skirt dress and I’m so depressed about it because I really wanted to be Barbie. My parents told me Barbie would give me an eating disorder so I had to dress like a role-playing-prostitute instead.”
This one…meh, not too bad either but… sexy choker, fishnet gloves and platforms on a seven-year-old? What’s the point? No, really… what’s the point?
Me? Yeh, I wore a French Maid costume once for two reasons. As an experiment and because it went with my husband’s Marquis de Sade costume. Other than that one Halloween… I find National Hooker Day quite… uncreative.
