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My, What Longer Eyelashes You Have…

Want longer eyelashes for a sexier peek-a-boo?  Assuming no one’s thinking “No, I’m working to have short and brittle eyelashes” I’ll share my experience with eyelash extensions and Jan Marini’s eyelash product. A few years ago, I noticed a friend’s eyelashes looking…super model sexy.  I felt like a motion web-cam following her eyelashes to the left, to the right.  Her lashes were so long and luscious she looked like a butterfly who might take flight any moment.  She was testing out eyelash extensions.  Even though I only wore mascara once or twice a year, I found myself asking for the phone number.  Boom, two days later…I joined the longer eyelash butterfly club.* Pros: people notice, wake-up with beautiful eyelashes + no mascara Cons:... [more...]

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Children Hooker Halloween Costumes Are Scary

Seriously? Totally couldn’t believe I saw these Halloween costumes in the store.  These 7+ costume models look like they want to say… hey, I’m a Halloween Hooker.  As if National Hooker Day wasn’t bad enough… now children are a target?  OK, kind of drastic.. but it sure makes a good post about kids costumes on Halloween. Here are a few blurry in a hurry pics from my phone…. This one isn’t too bad even though it’s labeled as Child Born Bad which makes me think the “B” in born must have been a typo.  This girl is saying “I can’t afford Ed Hardy so after Halloween I will wear this to school. Wait, what do you mean I can only look sexy today? Stop treating me like I’m four, I’m eight now.” So sad…... [more...]

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Mama Freaky Shoppin At Whole Foods

Yep, I’m a mom and I shop Whole Foods Market.  I love Whole Foods more than a Mac addict loves their Iphone.  Anyway, in a nut shell…. here’s what happened. When I stepped into Whole Foods this morning… Rick James’ Super Freak was playing (which I immediately tweeted on my ML Twitter page).*  I don’t know what happened…maybe it was the other lady shaking her hips while shaking her produce bag, maybe it was the produce guy nodding his head but all of a sudden I felt the urge to buy some freaky produce. The next thing I knew I was looking into my shopping cart thinking… man, my kids are gonna love this stuff.  And boom.  It came to me in a golden light with harps and trumpets playing…New Mama blog video series (see below) called…... [more...]

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